There is Probably a Twelve Step Program for This

Sometimes, when I’m very busy, I will spend the bulk of my free time concentrating on one very specific entertainment activity. For a while it was ‘Battlestar Galactica”. For a few months in 2002 I read nothing but Agatha Christie novels, one after the other like Doritos from a bag.

Right now, in between bouts of chase-the-mousie-toy, eating until his wee sides bulge out, and poncing about like he owns the place, Special Agent Maxwell Smart here abruptly collapses into my lap, curls into a ball, and sleeps the sleep of the innocent for about thirty minutes. Then he’s up and tearing around the apartment again like a furry Hot-Wheels™ car on crack.

When he goes down for napsies, I’ve been obsessive watching episodes of “How Clean is Your House?” on YouTube. Kim and Aggie have taught me to make my own antibacterial deodorizing spray out of water, lemon juice, and baking soda, carpet freshener from baking soda, cornstarch, and oil of bergamot, and blah, blah, blah.

Honestly, there’s something spiritual about Kim when she gets going, “Look here, my love,” she says, “All better. LOOK at the shine, my love!” And thusly all our sins are washed away and our souls made new by a woman who describes herself as “Hagrid in Drag”.

Look at me, next thing you know I’ll be turning up in sweatpants everywhere with baby-spew down my back. I’m a Mom again!

UPDATE (BREAKING!):

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Hi all,

I am almost well enough to begin writing about politics again, but right now I’ll just show you some of the articles that piqued my interest today. You can ALWAYS see what I’ve been reading at Reality Based News Feed

via TPMMuckraker by Paul Kiel on 5/16/08

Yesterday, NBC reported that the U.S. had finally cut off ties to Ahmed Chalabi because of “unauthorized” contacts with Iranian officials. Newsweek reported the same today, but said that Nouri al-Maliki’s government had acted first. McClatchy’s take is even clearer:

A State Department official said that this time the U.S. cut off Chalabi, who was appointed in September to head Maliki’s Services Committee, which is meant to help usher services into communities after they’re secured by U.S. and Iraqi troops, in deference to Maliki.”Maliki has effectively de-horsed him and asked us to maintain a similar position,” said the official, who requested anonymity to discuss sensitive interchanges with the Iraqi government. “My sense is that Maliki wants to marginalize and diminish Chalabi because he sees him as a pretender to the throne.”

via NYT > NYTimes.com Home on 5/16/08
The United States is facing the limits of its clout in dealing with a junta that human rights advocates say is putting its own survival before that of the population.

The VA has repudiated the memo, but outraged veterans see a reluctance from the government to support their disability.The physician in charge of the post-traumatic stress disorder program at a medical facility for veterans in Texas told staff members to refrain from diagnosing PTSD because so many veterans were seeking government disability payments for the condition.

WASHINGTON — She says she’s the best Democratic presidential candidate to take on John McCain and defeat him in crucial swing states. He contends that he’s a political game-changer, capable of turning some red Republican states Democrat blue.

AP - A former Bethlehem woman will serve up to 23 months in prison for having her 7-year-old son dress as a Cub Scout to collect money for a nonexistent cause.

via Air America Radio - by Booman Tribune on 5/16/08

by BooMan

Obama responds to Bush on appeasement click for video

Damn. That’s an amazing response. I hope Al Gore and John Kerry were taking notes.

via Opinion - Salon.com by By Joe Conason on 5/16/08
The “straight talker” has trashed anyone who dared suggest a withdrawal date. Now he’s floated one of his own.

“And demand is growing tremendously,” he said.

By Karin Zeitvogel, Middle East Online

Matthis Chiroux is the kind of young American U.S. military recruiters love.

“I was from a poor, white family from the south, and I did badly in school,” the now 24-year-old said.

“I was ‘filet mignon’ for recruiters. They started phoning me when I was in 10th grade,” or around 16 years old, he added.

Chiroux joined the U.S. army straight out of high school nearly six years ago, and worked his way up from private to sergeant.

He served in Afghanistan, Germany, Japan, and the Philippines and was due to be deployed next month in Iraq.

On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war.

“I stand before you today with the strength and clarity and resolve to declare to the military, my government and the world that this soldier will not be deploying to Iraq,” Chiroux said in the sun-filled rotunda of a congressional building in Washington.

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pampering the animals

OK, I have been humoring all of you, oohing and ahhing at pix and even hosting a kitty shower the other night.  But the reality is that I am allergic to many animals and am just not a cat person.  There!  I said it!  Whew.  (I AM a people person and especially a kid person, if that redeems me at all in your eyes.)

OK, now that THAT’s off my chest, a question.  How far do you animal lovers go?  Does this story seem a tad extreme to anyone else but me?

Why a cow needs a flat-screen TV

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — When it comes to comfort, Kirk Christie’s cows have it all — a new barn, a flat-screen television and waterbeds.

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Agnes lounges on a wood chip-covered waterbed in her stall in Slater, Iowa.

That’s because of the dairy farmer’s philosophy that a happy cow is a productive cow. More milk means more money, so Christie doesn’t mind providing the frills.

“Them cows are my girls,” said Christie, who runs a farm near Slater, about 25 miles north of Des Moines. “You ask anybody, I probably think more highly of those cows than I do myself.”

Christie’s 23 cows spend about 18 hours a day on waterbeds he installed in November. He said the beds, durable rubber mats that lay flat on the ground and are filled with water, were popular with the animals from the beginning. They provide heat for the cows in the winter and coolness in the summer, depending on the water Christie pipes in.

The beds are covered with wood chips for extra padding to prevent friction.

“They really took to them right away,” he said. “When they’re laying down chewing cud, they’re comfortable and happy.”

Christie’s cows aren’t the only ones enjoying such comforts. Industry experts say waterbeds are increasingly being used in dairy farms across the country, as well as in Canada and Europe, where the idea originated more than a decade ago.

The idea is to boost milk production by making the cows more comfortable. Leo Timms, a dairy scientist at Iowa State University, estimates cows with comfortable bedding produce 6 percent more milk daily.

“There’s no question, probably one of the most important things is the comfort of the surface they lay on,” said Timms, who conducts research at a university dairy facility. “The overwhelming majority (of dairy farmers) understand that.”

Christie estimates his cows’ milk production has increased 10 percent since he installed the waterbeds. He figured a flat-screen TV couldn’t hurt, either, so the cows are spending the spring snoozing in their beds and enjoying “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” “Dr. Phil” and other shows.

“The nice part about it is they get used to different voices,” Christie said. “A lot of people like to come in and look at my barn. When somebody different comes in and talks, the cows don’t get all nervous because they’re used to hearing different voices.”

While Christie swears by waterbeds, most dairy farmers in the United States use other bedding methods for cows, such as mattresses or sand, industry experts said. Those methods are generally cheaper than waterbeds — which cost about $200 each — but require more upkeep, and sand can sometimes damage dairy equipment.

A study released last summer by Colorado State University found that sand and waterbeds are far more comfortable for cows than mattresses, which cause more swelling in their legs.

Temple Grandin, a professor who oversaw the project, predicted the findings would prompt more dairy farmers to invest in waterbeds, but said new dairy facilities would likely be the trailblazers.

“It’s going to take time,” she said. “Existing dairies just aren’t going to change things overnight.”

Dean Throndsen is hoping they do. He owns Advanced Comfort Technology Inc., a waterbed company in Reedsburg, Wis., that sells to dairy farms across North America and Europe.

Throndsen said business has flourished since farmers in the United States began investing in waterbeds about three years ago. He said he has lost count of sales but estimates he has sold 200,000 waterbeds.

“And demand is growing tremendously,” he said.

MAX!!!

Here he is, folks. Just a short cell phone video.

He’s a cutie. They’re soooo funny-looking at this age.

Don’t Fuck With Dolly

Howard Stern is another Idiot Son of Big Media who has gone on way past his expiration date. He was already played out when they moved him to Sirius Satellite Radio, but Men in Suits being Men in Suits, they were the last to notice the odeur of impeding failure about the man and attempted to build their whole media empire around him.

How’s that workin’ out for ya, Sirius? Oh, sorry, Sirius no longer exists. Ahem. Uh, how’s that workin’ out for ya, XM?

NEW YORK (Reuters ) - XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc reported a wider first-quarter loss on Monday as costs to lure and retain subscribers rose.

XM, which is awaiting regulatory approval of its proposed merger with Sirius Satellite Radio Inc , said its first-quarter net loss was $129 million, or 42 cents per share. That compared with $122 million, or 40 cents per share, a year earlier.

Oooh, ouch. That’s going to leave a mark.

Like most shock artists who see their fortunes dwindling in the hard cold light of the present (Ann Coulter comes to mind), Stern, who not only looks and sounds like he permanently reeks of salami and feet, has neither looks nor talent nor brains nor charm to work with, has taken to chopping up phrases of actually famous people’s audio books and interviews and editing them to say “shocking” things to get attention. (Well, it was that or wetting the bed.)

One of his targets, however, is, as they say, NOT HAVING IT.

NEW YORK (Billboard) - Country music star Dolly Parton has hit back against Howard Stern’s satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites.

“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,” Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. “I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.”

She concluded: “If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

Now, Dolly Parton may be from Tennessee, but I suspect that she is adept in the gentle art of administering what we call an Alabama Ass-Whoopin’. She’s got more money than god, and thanks to a hit album, even more money rolling in, so I suspect that Miz Dolly can afford some very, very effective legal counsel. She does not strike me as the kind of person who takes these things lying down.

Personally, I hope that she ends up being the hammer that drives the last nail into the coffin of Howard Stern’s miserable career. That would be akin to a certain kind of poetic justice, that an eternally lovely and fresh-as-springtime icon of Southern Femininity would (among her many acts of greatness on this earth) be the force that kicks Nasty-Old-Man-Since-He-Was-Eleven Howard Stern to the curb. Permanently.

It’s like the song above says, she didn’t get this far on just her guitar and pure dumb luck. The lady’s a fighter. I hope she skins him alive and makes the hide into a shiny, sequined bolero jacket to wear on stage. That would be Teh Awesome.

Today Was a Good Day

I didn’t have to use my AK.

Yes, today has been a pretty damn good day on the whole. Where shall I begin?

Congress, amazingly enough, grew a pair and solidly rejected the Bush-led FCC’s attempt to allow Big Media to continue to devour local media outlets, which means less ClearChannel, which means fewer stations playing Rush Limbaugh every day. And that alone is reason enough to do the Happy Dance.

Adding his vote of approval was FCC commissioner Michael Copps, who has been critical of the process that resulted in the FCC decision. “The Senate spoke for a huge majority of Americans tonight by voting to overturn the flawed FCC decision gutting our long-standing ban on newspaper-broadcast cross-ownership,” he said. “With courageous leaders like Sen. Byron Dorgan, the Senate has struck a blow for localism and diversity in a media environment crying out for more of both.”

Huh. Maybe the Democrats in Congress have finally taken the time to look up the word “majority” and find out what it means.

Cos in other news, Senator Webb’s GI Bill has passed, which has left some people unhappy that now they’ll actually have to ‘Support the Troops’: Read the rest of this entry »

Hahahahahaha!! Suck it, Asshole.

Okay, you know it’s bad when Chris Matthews calls you out on your ignorance of history. Tweety can’t remember what happened half an hour ago, but apparently he’s got more on the ball than Reich Wing Hate Radio screamer Kevin James, who doesn’t even know who Neville Chamberlain was, and yet blithely drops his name into conversation to bolster his argument.

Typical of the Right, of course, who cheerfully combine pig ignorance with bellicosity and call it “Truth”. Fuck off, Kevin James. You have FAILED.

Now, run along back to Talk Radio Land where everyone is as much of a dick-for-brains as yourself. Nice try and all, but no cigar.

In Case of the Rapture, Can I Have Your House?

Yay, California!

Gay Marriage Ban Overturned: “In a monumental victory for the gay rights movement, the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation’s biggest state to tie the knot,” AP reports.

Excuse me while I do a little something I call the Fuck You, ‘Christian’ Bigots Dance.

Yay, TeddySanFran and his fiance can get married!  Yay and, well, yay!

Not everyone is as happy as we are though.

TBogg:

Feel free to move to California because, according to the first comment at Hot Air, plenty of housing should be opening up:

Just watch. A whole bunch of Christians in CA will have to choose to move out of state, rather than facing all of the hits on them. First, the ruling against homeschooling, now this. What’s next? Lawsuits against churches for not marrying gays?

There already is a shirt out there that says “So Many Christians, So Few Lions.”

OMG.  If any of you are wondering what to get me for my birthday, I must have that shirt.

We’ll make sure to keep the lawns mowed and open a few windows to air out the sanctimony until you get here.

Thanks, Mr. Bogg!

* I think it’s worth noting that Shelly Bailes and Helen Pontac have been together for 34 years which is twelve years longer than both of gay marriage opponent Dennis Prager’s marriages combined.

Heh.

Indizzle.

Here We Go


Annie Lennox - Precious
by SGILT

RexMama and I are off to labor and delivery. My water just broke and I’m doing my Lamaze breathing. We’ll keep you posted.

Welcome Baby!!

Welcome all to the tree house’s first ever kitty shower!  We know it’s a boy, but don’t feel constrained as to color.  You have two options here:

  1. Leave a little something in the tip jar to the right.
  2. Use yahoo or google images and find the perfect present for the Siamese Baby Kitty.  Copy the URL of that image into a comment and we’ll unwrap presents when Daddy comes back.  REMEMBER: Only 1 URL per comment or the spam filter will eat the whole comment, and I won’t be around much tomorrow to help you get it back.
  3. Don’t forget a Big Brother present for Juan Carlos, who may be a tad jealous of the baby.

Welcome baby!  And congrats to daddy TRex, Uncle PatRex and Grandma Rex Mama !